what 2005 has taught me

what 2005 has taught me

i learned that my sanity is not worth $13.50/hour.
i learned what my dream job is.
i learned what it’s like to smile all day of my own volition.
i learned what white trash is, and that they’re living downstairs.
i learned what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a bumper.
i learned not to go over on my cell phone minutes.
i learned that having a car is expensive, but it’s annoying not to have a car.
i learned that alton brown is a god.
i learned that Camille’s Sidewalk Cafe makes THE best chicken salad sandwiches and tomato soup.
i learned that you can send out 20 resumes and get two interviews and zero jobs out of them.
i learned i’m striving toward mediocrity and it’s getting old.
i learned that it’s time for a change.

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