” U.S. outraged by Myanmar government’s slow response”
that is part of an article i was reading about the typhoon cyclone* in myanmar (aka burma).

which, is kinda funny. can we say…. new orleans?

the prez wants to be humanitarian
quick! help those hit by a typhoon
doesn’t look in his own country
what a maroon!
burma shave

(referencing this and this for my little rhyme)

*wrote my jingle before i realized it was a cyclone, not a typhoon. i’m leaving it. i like it.