i’ve always wondered if i could exploit ralf’s antics a la grumpy cat, maru, lil bub, etc. he seems to be getting a good reception on my fb feed, so i feel i’m missing an opportunity here.
thedailyderp.com seems to be open for the taking, but then i become one of those specialized bloggers, which i hate. perhaps i should start a daily derp on here? i could make its own little section of the blog. what say you, readers?
” U.S. outraged by Myanmar government’s slow response”
that is part of an article i was reading about the typhoon cyclone* in myanmar (aka burma).
which, is kinda funny. can we say…. new orleans?
the prez wants to be humanitarian
quick! help those hit by a typhoon
doesn’t look in his own country
what a maroon!
burma shave
(referencing this and this for my little rhyme)
*wrote my jingle before i realized it was a cyclone, not a typhoon. i’m leaving it. i like it.
….sadly doesn’t work…..
if you haven’t seen the sarah silverman/mattdamon / ben affleck/jimmy kimmel videos, please do. hilarious
watch sarah first (as much as i don’t like her, she’s pretty good here)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM&feature=related
now watch jimmy’s response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE
(i know i’m always a little late on these things, but hey, it’s FUNNYYYY and harrison ford makes a cameo!!)
http://startribune.com/stories/1556/5294875.html
a story about people drinking cough syrup to get high! thought it’d be of interest since my bro’s friends are doing this.
last night i cruised on over to new london to get some stuff done that i’d been meaning to do for about a month now. i picked up my sister
well, after all this, my mom, brother and i were sitting in the living room discussing the events of the day. i shared my tale of free jimmy’s and charlie added some horror stories from working there as well. then we got on the subject of his friends drinking robitussin recreationally. apparently, the cough suppressant part if it is also a psychadelic drug inducer, called DXM (i think). kandiyohi county has apparently taken all their robitussin and put it behind counters. charlie’s friends are not happy. anyway, when asked what charlie says when asked if he wants to participate in drinking a bottle of cough syrup (eeeewwww), he says,
“i don’t need to get my jollies from drinking a bottle of robitussin.”
don’t pose in your gf’s undies if you’re going to cheat on her!
happy hump day!!!
so i’m cruising my usual news sites today, and perchance i just decide to go on msn again, just for the heck of it. lately i’ve been avoiding all things msn because of their huge monopoly.
ANYWAY
i come to the main page and lo and behold, and article on wireless internet
FURTHERMORE…
there is a pic.
and what is it of?
an APPLE iBOOK
on msn.
hell just froze over.
now watch this drive.
megan’s out like kurt and zach