since months mean nothing anymore, here are the months in various orders.

chronological

january
february
march
april
may
june
july
august
september
october
november
december

alphabetical

april
august
december
february
january
june
july
march
may
november
october
september

average MN high temp, hottest to coldest

july (83.3)
august (80.4)
june (79)
september (71.1)
may (70.1)
october (58.4)
april (57)
march (40.6)
november (40.1)
december (26.4)
january (21.9)

number of letters in the name (then alphabetized)

may
june
july
april
march
august
january
october
december
february
november
september

length of word in my blog’s font

july
may
june
april
march
august
january
october
february
november
december
september

general awesomeness

may
october
june
april
july
september
december
march
august
january
november
february

what else have you got?