Life in the Cheese Drawer

ok, let’s get the obvious out of the way:
Xena
Hercules
onward:
sex and the city
simpsons
friends
craig kilborn
family guy
the endings of X-Files (i would watch the last 10 mins before herk/xena came on)

-use the internet as a play thing but scrunch your forehead so it looks like you’re concentrating
-type up fake reports on your roommates and print them out-
-have your friends call you and act like it’s a business call
-scribble on a piece of paper frant